Ari’s First Christmas

Ari’s First Christmas – Merry Christmas everyone!> _< And if you don’t celebrate, then … a happy normal period for you … Psh Happy chrismahanukwanzaa! I hope you had a great holiday season, this is actually a special time, because it’s the first time Ari has been alive for Christmas! Me: YY-YYYY Happy BEING ALIVE for Christmas ARI! We can’t forget little ol’ Ari even tho he’s a BRAT So we’re all gonna share Ari’s first Christmas together 😀 Y-YYYY! Ari, look what you got! Ari: Presents NOW! You wanna open that one first? No, Open it, like, on the blanket. Aww, it’s a bandana! What do ya conceive? It’s so festive! Wanna put it on? Aaawww, Look at you :D* titters* Just grinding on the strings .. Ari: I simply want the strings let’s open this one next! This one sounds great Awwww You like the Jingle Ball? Can you say thank you? … No? Rude. Let’s look what’s inside this one. Arrive on! What are ya doing? No, it’s not…

Why are you running away? Take the gift !!!* Awkward Silence** Ari squawks** titters* Ari what’s the matter? Don’t you like clothes?* Silence* We can set that on later. Ari’s First ChristmasAri's First Christmas

Alright, we’ve got one more present. Ari loves these, like, little bagels, so I gotta bunch o’ them for him. Dat a bagel? Me: Jaiden it’s not a bagel … A bagel is meat …* Ari waddling* Why are you walking like tha-* Jaiden laughters** Ari finally takes the bagel* There you go* Excitement Chirp* Ari loves bagels 😀 Or loops-the-loops, I dunno what you call them Ari loves to look out the window So we guessed, a nice little perch for him* squawk-chirp* And gaze* speaking with a happy tone* he’s looking at the rainfall* Ari squawk-chirps** Cute head tilt* Of track it would be snow somewhere else but* titters* We get rain* Chirk** Squawk* Can you say Merry Christmas? Ari: mery crismus* Jaiden titters* Now these weren’t all the endows we got for Christmas A very nice* titters* A very special cinnamon rolling sent us some presents as well* Adorable Misaki** Fangirl Squeals* Santa Senpai Weeaboo Misaki IS BACK EVERYONE !! He actually messaged me again after iDubbbz called my Samarai Buyer Video Pretty Good* seal of approval payed !!* And wanted to do another He’s asked me before if we are to be able collaborate again And I wasn’t scheming on doing another one although there are y’all seemed to enjoy the first video, But then the idea has now come to my intellect that they are able to send us some Christmas gifts, Ari’s First Christmas

I questioned weeaboo if he wanted to say another message to the people And “its what” he sent me Hi people! This is, uh, Weeaboo Misaki.

Ari’s First Christmas

Samu-from Samurai Buyer. Um, Merry Christmas guy! And uhh … Merry Christmas to Jaiden animation, and her …. puh … pet…Ari. er, come to my website! Uh* breathes into microphone* You determine bunch of … weeaboo Japanese product Thank you. Isn’t he sweet? Everyone enjoys Misaki, right? Let’s get into the box. BLEAAAAHHHHHH !! Misaki sent us a nice…Box too! And there’s like, these cute little bird-dogs on it. Do you like them? Oh he’s still played with the loop Aaaalright* determined tone* Let’s get into the box! Merry Christmas, what did he send us? Woah, that’s kinda creepy.* creepy tone* Merry Christmas Let’s look at this. This looks…pretty. Awwwwwwww! It’s a mug! What do ya conceive? No? I think it’s cute. Alright, let’s see what else is in here.

Is this one of those, like, Japanese banks that, like, you press the button and then the thing …* double clack* opens. Do I necessity batteries? We’ll get batteries afterwards. Wow we’re getting a lot of-a bunch of mugs. Okay.* putting the mug down for Ari* You like this one more? Do you have any input at all?* Ari clanks the mug with his mouth* I don’t know what any of these things are.

I don’t really watch…too much anime. Are these like, billfolds?* Ari squeaks* What was that? Where are you? Ohohoh* titters* What are ya doing?* Ari goes toward the camera** Jaiden titters while Ari bites the camera* If you like this sorta stuff then…

more power to ya. I have no clue!* sheds parcels to the side* Alright I got three ….* plastic crackles* What in “the worlds” ?!!* scandalized Jaiden chuckling* This is … terrifying! So it looks like it’s a stuffed animal but it came with…instructions.

Umm … But I’m not gonna listen to those; I’ll grab it like this. What the…there’s more battery stuff ???!! UUUUUUUUHHHHHGGGGG !!!!!!!! So I got batteries for this thing, I got some coins.* sets coin into the toy** takes off the coin* Ya gotta move it on … Plaything: Piiika!* the commencement of the rises, uncovering a Pikachu* Jaiden: Um .. Toy: Pika? Plaything: Pikaa …* steals the coin that was on top of the toy and goes back inside** mischievous voices come from inside the toy* Yeah, I determine … Plaything:* titters* Pika…

You done? Yeah I’ve seen these things before. I didn’t know there was like, a Pokemon one. I’m gonna do another one.* sets another coin on the toy* Toy: Piiiika !!* Pikachu comes from inside the toy* I didn’t know that little … Plaything: Pikaaa … Jaiden: hand was kinda ..* Pikachu resumes building musics* reeeally creepy!* more Pikachu voices* Look at it!* more “Pikas” from the toy* Doesn’t even gaze connected, what the heck?* giggle* I also got batteries for this thing. Let’s see what this guy is gonna do It deters saying not to grab it by…the brain. Let’s …. … I don’t care. What are you gonna do? How do I move it on? Do I squish its brain down? I don’t know Japaneeeese.

Is this all the instructions? Or is this all the, like, jeopardies? Is this-uh-Is Misaki gonna kill me? Me: Yes Jaiden he wants to kill you…

: 3 With this bear? Actually it kinda looks like it will. So like … I don’t get it! What is it you people want ?! Ahehhhh* vexed tone* What do you want ?? Toy:* lets out demonic gibberish musics* Jaiden: AHHHHHHH What was that ?!* gasp* I gotta-I got …* terrifying hollering bear musics* OH …* creepy bear musics** Jaiden gasps* I determine what this is !! Toy: I determine what this is! That’s seriously … Plaything: That’s seriously. jumpscared me. Jaiden: Stop Plaything: Jumpscar- Jaiden: interrupt me I don’t even know what I’m gonna do with this thing.

I don’t want this. What do you think?* Jaiden attempts to bring Ari close to the bear but Ari tries to go away** bear attains short interferences as Ari steps away and Jaiden titters* STAHHHHP It’s not even doing it like good, it’s like terrifying…

* bear repeats* I can’t even say anything, turn off. It didn’t even do it, like, good It’s just like …* Horrific interference* So this is the Misaki haul Not as good as the other one. There’s a serious absence of ducks. And even Ari’s afraid of this thing Merry Christmas Ari !! aww ari are you feeing that?* Jaiden tries to get the Christmas tree out of Ari’s mouth* No..

I hope you all had a great season I’d mention “I hope you all had a good 2016 ” But we all know that was an absolute trainwreck Here’s to another time together and I hope we all don’t implode as a society next year ..



Yours To Success

Barry Joyce